• Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    From now on all libraries are only allowed to carry the bible, “The Art of the Deal” and “Mein Kampf”.

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      The Bible contains too many woke messages like the immorality of wealth.

      It’d be easier if libraries didn’t have any books at all but instead just had a TV running a prosperity gospel televangelist 24/7.

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      Then they sign the “To Aid Tinnitus Effectiveness” act, making it mandatory for schools and libraries to put Tate’s podcast on repeat at maximum volume as a way of “enhancing learning capabilities”, if silence feels good it must be woke!