• BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Can you imagine how low the sale price is with that many deaths? Those ghosts are probably more reasonable than buying a home these days

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    9 months ago

    I mean, since the paranormal doesn’t exist unless the people in the house died due to some kind of environmental factor then the number of people who died there is completely irrelevant to the new residents, and does not in any way increase their likelihood of harm.

    Really it just lowers the rent or mortgage, an objective win for the new residents.

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    9 months ago

    Does that mean the rent is reduced? I’ll move in tomorrow! Bring in extra ghosts if it will save money!

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    9 months ago

    Sir, I’m a millennial. It would have to be a graveyard without the house on top before I refused it.