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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    50/50 chance of getting murdered in the woods or seeing cows.

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        i’m still waiting for this to happen to me.

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          I keep calling but I only get drugs and muggings :(

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            same

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        You just know this is the guys delusion from blood loss while the serial killer preps him to be eaten…

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      Worth.

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        Solid.

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      “I’m gonna get so molested”

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        Moolested*

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      What are the chances of seeing cows in this scenario if you are from India?

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        In Wisconsin it’s like 90/10. I’d guess probably similar.

        Someone invites me to look at/pet cows, I wouldn’t even think about negative ulterior motives, cuz there’s several dozen dairy farms within a half hour drive. Tho I would assume they were angling for free help.

        Now baby goats, as a draw, are 50/50. Way more likely to work, and way less common.

        Edit: words cuz I’m dumb

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          Many hands make light work. And a little bit of work to spend some time with the animals can be good (if you’re into that sort of thing).

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