or be like f1nn and confuse the fuck out of them lmao
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHwjhu7hthH/

they were saying the photo in the post looks like a phone app

doublespeak fr

😔

The books were worth about $1,700. Since they are not overdue, the library will bill the man later.

honestly that’s hilarious as fuck 😂

the bullshit is that the system left 99 people without homes in the first place

Also, most school laptops are old. Someone did this at my school and got charged (iirc) $175 since it was the really old kind

laptops > raspberry pi imo. Having a screen is SO useful. I just got an old laptop to watch YouTube and mp4s on my TV without ads. Way better than the slow ad filled Roku OS

Hi there, I’m currently in highschool. You don’t understand how school laptops work. There was a court case where a school laptop was recording from a child’s home - it actually happened.

Also when you shut the screen it doesn’t turn off all the way. I’ve had times where I shut the screen, out it in my bag and 45 minutes later on my Bluetooth headphones I’ll head the windows notification sound.

And just for clarity, do I personally believe that they are spying with audio/video? probably not tbh.
Do they track EVERYTHING you do on the laptop? yes. Very obviously yes.

I misread foresight as foreskin lmao 😂

that’s my favorite fact for the “YoUr SkEleToN iS mAle!!1!” crowd. Also I’d be dead then, I won’t a shit if some teenagers put my skull in a bowling ball, much less being actually used for archeological research that benefits humanity lol

jerma985 looks like the yellow m&m how DARE he 🤬😡

(one of my favorite jerma clips btw)

I dissociated so hard my depression went into “full remission”. then I told my mom I am trans and she didn’t accept me. I scraped by with verbal abuse for 5 months then cracked and nearly killed myself.

8 days at a psych ward, 3 different antidepressants and a month later I don’t even know if I’m doing better lol

today a customer thought I was laughing at them. I just had a mouthful of water I was desperately trying not to choke on 🥲😭

thankfully my manager didn’t believe them

never gonna give you up…

Snapchat for only texting other people

Instagram for memes & some minor ““celebrities”” (YouTubers and some trans folk that give tips)

Pinterest for outfits/tattoo designs/etc. I get memes from there and post to 196 sometimes.

discord for uhhhh… discord stuff, idk. I scroll meme channels sometimes. and sometimes chat

YouTube for 99% of my online things. Unhealthy AF addition

Lemmy for more memes and news (not the best practice tbh) I mainly use just bc I want to support the fediverse and it’s better than scrolling reposted Instagram reels

I don’t use any twitter/bsky/threads/mastodon type platform, I just don’t mesh with the type I guess. It’s just short political stuff that’s depressing and memes which I get from literally everywhere else 🤷‍♀️

omg I want that as a bumper sticker so bad

my first assumption is being more wealthy than 95% of the population is immoral
But if hypothetically if everyone had 5 million and you have 5 million + one, I wouldn’t say having $1 more is immoral.

idk, that’s an interesting question. That’s gonna be in my head for a while lol