This is propaganda made by the “sharks eating international cable club” to take the bame off them

I met a toddler who probably only knows about 5 words today at work. He would continually say “Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi…” the entire time he saw me. granted I only saw him for about 5 minutes but little dude was about to explode with all his ‘hi’-s
His dad looked so tired 😭

Fun fact: written words only appear to last forever because people forgot the words that don’t last forever.
Had that showerthought thought after a gummy and bout exploded my mind.

shrimp kinda taste like dirt to me, but i like crab.
However I did learn that my throat feeling like it was closing up after eating seafood ISNT normal and went to the doctor and now I’m not allowed to eat crab anymore :(

Hmm. Deep rock too probably.

edit: ok fuck whoever posted that fake PNG

how did they discover that? who’s just going around cutting random parts of swimmy guys??

“failed to load Media” makes it even funnier lol

It turns out that calling any guys who aren’t socialists or liberals Nazis

If you vote for a fascist, I’m gonna call you a fascist 😭😭

And like a mechanic if they show you your axle is bent you can see it, but you might not know what to look for without their guidance. With climate change I can see that temps are rising, but I don’t fully understand why and how.

I saw a greentext nearly exactly like this at a dominos where anon forgot his backpack inside and when an employee broght it out to his car she saw him scarfing down his ““friends”” large pizza after eating an entire large pizza in the store

I love these kinds of “slight nose huff” jokes

I agree domestic violence is an issue, but you’re trivializing it to “attractive people always rape their partners” which is a horrible mindset to believe. Ive seen ripped guys who are the most adorable kindhearted people in the universe inside, and I’ve seen people who are just everyday joes be really tempered.
Abuse comes in many forms from many different types of people and you can’t discriminate based on what a very small percentage of their population do. I would recommend you to really self reflect on why you think that way and to not be so set in stone on the way you think of other people on the inside.

yo what the fuck??

how is there ALWAYS a relevant xkcd I swear

I blocked a singular bot, lemmy.ml, trump/elon, furry subs (not for me, no hate), and anime subs because they’re boring.

I’m in my schools gifted program. That means you need an IQ in the top 10% (iirc) and tbh nobody there thinks that they’re smart. Literally everyone there is a dumbass who thinks in numbers slightly more often than non gifted kids.
Also add on top the statistical likelihood to be autistic/ADHD (twice exceptional is very common btw), myself being both! It’s just a normal class where those 2 or 3 kids who constantly yell/act up aren’t there and on Fridays the teacher lets you make a windmill out of a paper plate, old paint brushes, and air dry clay. Last year the teacher accidentally made the finals answers all A. Tbh I’m just in it for my resume.

On Halloween she let us draw on the board

Then played toddler sensory videos

now would you like to be smushed by femcel with a forklift with or without a forklift certification?

remember, microplastics are formed in the balls

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