Found this is a bag I picked up from the store yesterday, was not at all prepared lol
- guy fieri haircut with frosted tips
- minimum safe torso size
- two feet of rope between the legs
- legs that go all the way up
ready to meet my partner’s parents at thanksgiving.
Lol, speaking of things I wasn’t prepared for
Cast it in epoxy
YES!!
Ooooh so tempting haha
please keep that knife away from it
I didn’t cut it up! Went right back in the bag

that a carrot or you just happy to see me?
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biblically accurate goku.
i have grown many like this when the tuber hits a rock or other obstruction it grows around it i just think they are neat
My FiL grew sweet potatoes that grew in a gnarled tangled mass because of that once, but never anything this suggestive
…something something pulled out too late








