sadam? you in there?
Is there any smoke in hell?

Amateur. This is the real smoker. Raging Canadian wildfires up north blocking out the sun 1000 kms away in Toronto.

That’s an iron lung.
Iron butt

sir, your helicopter is missing its rotor, you cant fly like this
Listen man; I agree but I’m old and I got a kid now, I don’t have time to tend a firebox for 16 hours, and I ain’t got 4 grand for one of them pellet jobs just so can cook tender meat that I can’t afford.
I have a kid and am also old.
I got a smoker. Cooked a brisket for 19 hours. Went to bed when I was done. Woke up and had 2 slices left. :(
Retired from smoking brisket after my first.

Meat Santa all distributing biscuit
(slaps roof) this bad boy can fit so much Saddams Hussains!
Unfortunately I’m not a 42 year old divorced dad so I’m not qualified to run a smoker






