The cattle semen market was reportedly bullish and spunky in after hours trading on news of the blaze and explosion.
e: actual quote
Loeschenkohl added that he has never had “anything to do with the artificial insemination (AI) side of things before” during his career.
it’s called “super insemination” now
Israelis:
Did the firefighters save the cum in time?!?!!
described as a “major blow”
[CW: Animal cruelty] Massive Semen Explosion
Did anyone else do a double-take before reading any further? Like a moment to stop and say where the hell is this going
I was locked in immediately
Send in some guys to wipe down the loads.
Cumsplosion
They have sown the cum, and now they must reap the whirlcum
Average no fap relapse, smh my firehosing dickhead
They said the tops were popping but they didn’t have any bottoms to catch it.
I do not like the visuals this headline creates in my mind.
:randy-marsh-ghost:
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
