“Observe cone son.”
“Yes father.”
“The cone.”
“I love you father.”
Hey, cone expert here. This is not cute or funny. Cones are only observed when they are extremely stressed.
“listen cone, you better don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
It’s terrible what the federation did to tardigrades. Who knew that torturing a giant tardigrade would enable your ship to use the spore drive?
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This my son is the cone, your birthright.
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two vast and trunkful Tardigrades stand in the void. Near them, on the ground, a shattered visage lies
Geef me een hoorntje, papa.
On Tumblr I saw a picture of a tardigrade with tags like “girlblogging” and “hell is a teenage girl”. Guess we all relate to tardigrades.
Unfortunately since I came across this video every time I read ‘papa’ now my internal voice reads it like little Nikolai says it.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
