You who what’s great on a nice crisp night?

Laying in bed while listening to that “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” noise off in the distance. Or right outside the house. Or a loud ass motorcycle trying to make a faithful impression of farting noises.

Just… Wonderful! I love it!

I’d like to figure out where these vehicles are, take multiple cans of expanding foam insulation, and fill the exhaust pipes of these infernal noise machines up. Damn shame that’s illegal.