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minus-squarepruwyben@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month agoWhat’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
minus-squareOppopity@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoIt doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoEgal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoMom said to pick up milk on your way home.
minus-squareflango@lemmy.eco.brlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWhat’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
minus-squareMagnum, P.I.@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoWhat’s the difference between two things?
minus-squareklarnamenwicht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoOne is this and the other is that.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
It doesn’t matter if your children are kind. German children are Kinder.
Egal wie dicht du bist, Goethe war Dichter.
Mom said to pick up milk on your way home.
What’s the difference between a cheetah and a keyboard?
I dunno, what?
What’s the difference between two things?
I don’t know, what?
One is this and the other is that.