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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 month ago

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pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org to Funhole@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 month ago
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  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    sexo computo

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      I think so too! Too bad she yaps all the time. Thanks for engaging!

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I tried to wolf whistle at her but it came out as a dial-up handshake sound

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Disgusting!

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    She’s nice and all, but have you got any pics of Clippy? ❤️

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      Sure!

      • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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        Ahh yeah. That’s the stuff!

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          My pleasure!

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        They grow up so fast.

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          :')

      • jdr@lemmy.ml
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        New nightmare just dropped

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          clippy love you long time

  • qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.orgM
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    Thank you for creating companion content!

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Thanks for engaging!

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Oh no! Sephora is on the boycot list!

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      NO!

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    Martha’s cheating on me!!?!?! But we performed a coup in Venezuela together!

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      My ai girlfriend has many boyfriends!

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        Serves me right for running out of tokens!

        • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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          women, am i rite?

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            You know it!

  • pmk@piefed.ca
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    My AI girlfriend is called Ed1th, but she’s not very talkative, and sometimes only has that “?” look.

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      Ed1th is the standard UNIX girlfriend. Have you tried saying H to her? She might tell you what’s up.

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        $ man ed1th
        No man can tame ed1th
        
    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      That sounds pretty hot.

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    deleted by creator

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      👁️👄👁️

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    She really needs to stop going to Sephora it’s smelling slop perfume in the hallway again! Thank you!

    (For creating content)

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Don’t say slop again! Thanks!

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        I can use the S word if I want! It’s a free country!

        • ‮zcm🍰@lemmy.world
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          What country

          • cathfish@lemmy.world
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            Afganistan!

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              Yeah!

  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    New phone who dis

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    Congrats! She’s a keeper nudge

  • Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml
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    Can your gf give out a cake recipe when asked?

    • pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgOP
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      Sometimes.

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    @pmjv
    so hot - prolly needs more water for cooling

  • jdr@lemmy.ml
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    What’s that weird face tattoo?

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      That’s her other boyfriend’s branding.

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        Cool, I was worried it was a butthole or a gang thing

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