Lasagna and strife.

What you say to your friend Todd, when he’s drank too much to drive home from the bar

I had forgotten this recommendation. I have to read him first, but now that you’ve reminded me, I will visit the book store this weekend…

I once bought a Nissan Maxima from a teenage girl. When I looked under the driver side bolster, I discovered one of these creatures, dried up and forgotten.

Many years ago I met a reputable audionaut that claimed to have the blueprints to a harmony vessel that was long considered forgotten. I paid him an unreasonable amount of credits to build me one to the spec of my choosing. I didn’t hear from him for almost 12 months, and I had nearly concluded that I had been fleeced. Then the device showed up at my doorstep. It was everything that was promised.

This is a true story.

There are a handful of considerations. Two that were important to me:

1. The instance host wasn’t likely to call it quits a few months in.
2. The instance host is hands off when it comes to user expression, with the exception of dangerous illegal activity and legitimate and serious cases of harassment.

Ah, to be 20 again.

V.V.V.V.V.

I was honestly worried it was cum.

If I’m a mod I have to ask myself that every day and I don’t want it.

Many men have been disappointed to find out what a ruler had to say about their dick.

Is that a sphynx?

At least the angel didn’t show the girl a vision of a bunch of urinals.

This is a common, surface-level misconception of the content. But this initial reaction is actually part of the process!

Isn’t this that guy who

I feel attacked.

This is very homoerotic, though a little less on the erotic side.

UM is nuttier than squirrel turds. You might have been done a favor.

That one made me laugh as well. I never knew they had such… unflattering (yet flat!) bodies.

I just wanted to make sure the proper attention was called to it.