I declared it so y’all can’t take it away from me.
Currently not offering trips but if you get there you can get a temp camping allowance from me.
I will not answer any questions about what I intend to use the Moon for.
I will also not sign the Moon treaty.


Wait, Outworld is gonna be in this fight?
I’m out
All I can do is slide kicks, I ain’t fighting no Tarkatan warrior with blades coming out of his arms
Shit you can slide kick? Thats rad, last time I tried i just ended up hurting myself, and all the ninjas watching me laughed and said im too weak to enter the tournament
Yeah, you just crouch and go

Pssst you forgot LK at end there champ
Ah fuck i’m gonna die
You gotta at least be able to transform into a dragon and bite people in half.
Not what I meant when I said that I eat ass