• binarytobis@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Sometimes it’s both!

    Wife: “Did you fuck the robot?”

    Husband: “Robots can’t feel love or any other emotion! This thing I’ve made is a mere tool.”

    Wife: “Did you fuck the robot?”

    Husband: “It merely does as it’s told, how could it make love?”

    Long silence followed by a change of topic.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      4 days ago

      it’s like how in ancient rome it was masculine to fuck another guy, but feminine to take up the butt.
      No no, i didn’t fuck the robot, the robot fucked me! I’m innocent!