In my head it’s Street life, but in reality it’s going to be Entry of the Gladiators

The Entertainer on piano, fast edition

I’ve got a concept for a wrestling tag team of a couple of black-hat villains who escaped from a silent movie. They wear old-timey muscle man singlets under swooshy blacks capes, have handlebar mustaches, work out with spherical dumbbells, and they’re always tying people to train tracks or saw mill logs and trying to steal the deed to wrestling.

So probably like silent movie piano jazz.

Cbat as I qwop walk.

“Yakety Sax” aka the famous music from The Benny Hill Show.

My wrestling style is just running away from my opponent in comically high speed.

Cha cha cha by Kaarija

Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.

birds of war, obviously

Take this job and shove it

I don’t like wrestling

Carmina Burana: O Fortuna by Carl Orloff

4’33" - John Cage

When we had home games in high school, varsity players could play an intro song over the PA.

I went with the intro to The Salt in Our Wounds- Thulsa Doom Remix by HIM.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQBU9PMuHY

I was super-heavyweight, so I was always the last match. That was my final-boss theme. I thought I was such a badass.

Edit: my best friend at the time, who was undefeated since 8th grade, went with the choral part of the greatest man who ever lived by Weezer. It was funny every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8AKP4Tw9sE

Lightning Bolt - Blow to the Head

a lot of songs by this band could work, they’re so chaotic and violent!

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell