amniotic druid@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agoMy boss just handed me two geckos to take care of while he's on his third vacation through October. I need a new job.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down11
arrow-up1128arrow-down1imageMy boss just handed me two geckos to take care of while he's on his third vacation through October. I need a new job.lemmy.worldamniotic druid@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
minus-squareamniotic druid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·16 days agoHe gave me $2,000 cash
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·16 days agohey its me ur replacement
minus-squareBlackVenom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoNo shit OPs acting like they got fucked by a coven of witches
minus-squareSPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 days agoAdmittedly, that part was rather pleasant.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 days agoYou need a new job? I need your job!
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 days agoSpend that on some look-a-like geckos and then go on a well-documented high-risk adventure with them. Send regular updates to your boss.
He gave me $2,000 cash
hey its me ur replacement
Damn, what’s the problem?
No shit OPs acting like they got fucked by a coven of witches
Where do I sign up?
Admittedly, that part was rather pleasant.
You need a new job? I need your job!
Put it on red
What a dick!
YTB
Spend that on some look-a-like geckos and then go on a well-documented high-risk adventure with them. Send regular updates to your boss.
Quit. Tonight.