These answers are funny. And yes, the real true answer is after a billion years.

The less cool answer is that it’s a great opportunity to talk to your kids about bodily autonomy. You’re in control of how you want your body to look, same as your child. Obviously don’t say, “Well this makeup is trash. SEE YA! wipe wipe wipe” Maybe talk about what you like and what you don’t.

But remember that the actual answer is that you’re not allowed to wash it off.