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minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up90·2 years agoThere’s an old joke. Why should you always invite 2 Mormons to go fishing with you? If you invite just one, they’ll drink all your beer.
minus-squareMirthfulAlembic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·2 years agoI always heard this joke with Baptists instead.
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 years agoIt works with any religious population which discourages drinking.
minus-squareVelvetStorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·2 years agoHow about this one Jews don’t recognize Jesus Mormons don’t recognize the pope And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store
minus-squareUriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoHowever, every Mormon family I’ve know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.
Mormons won’t cheat.
There’s an old joke.
I always heard this joke with Baptists instead.
It works with any religious population which discourages drinking.
How about this one
Jews don’t recognize Jesus
Mormons don’t recognize the pope
And Baptist don’t recognize each other in the liquor store
A true classic!
However, every Mormon family I’ve know were experienced, skilled family-game sharks.