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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days ago

Republicans transfer Linsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

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Republicans transfer Linsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days ago
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Republicans transfer Lindsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell
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WASHINGTON D.C. - Under the terms of the contract signed ten years ago, President Trump ordered his longtime ally Lindsay Graham to undertake the sacred ritual of transferring his life’s essence to fellow Senator Mitch McConnell.
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    Lich McConnell

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    Lamo, I was thinking that they took the remaining life force of Linsey to give Mitch extra time for more 20min conversations. After all Linsey would not have the backbone to say no.

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    Reached into his chest and tore out his heart.

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      He had a heart?

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