Cat
Cat
Last station! Everybody step out of the monorail-cat !
The thumbnail makes it look like a silverback gorilla is in your house. If this looks too big, squint or something.
Freeze frame from the feline version of Idiocracy. “Meow, my Balls”
Monorail Cat has reached the end of the line.
Similar situations is what inspired the Sphinx.
It looks like Grant Imahara’s cat-bot from mythbusters.
Maybe it reminds kitty of a tree trunk lol.
It barely needs to use its rail-grippies.
Prove this isn’t AI by posting another angle (s/he’s cute and this is a good excuse)
Oh I wish I could but this is not my kitty, and I just stole it off FB.
I found the person who posted the kitty, but the only other image they have of said kitty is this:
What I imagine when people say “I found my kitten in a trashcan”
we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes
Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!
the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.
The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.
i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.
I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!
i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.
