i wake up hungover in my dorm room and light a cigarette
10 seconds later my door is blasted apart with a breaching charge
before i can react, a flashbang flies at my face and breaks my front teeth before searing my retinas and popping both my eardrums
i attempt to stand and take thirty 9mm rounds to the torso before my feet touch the floor
as my vision fades, the college swat team tell me that smoking is not permitted on campus property