We all agree that Mitch McConnell is a bad egg. May his death be dragged out, painful and miserable

But #NotAllTurtles. You cannot slander whole clade of animals for one bad egg. Think about all the turtles who are good tax-paying citizens and contribute to their society, Master Oogway, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, even Bowser and his kids.