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Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?

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Why Can’t the Left Understand That a Politician’s Mysterious Illness Is Between Him and His Doctor?

www.mcsweeneys.net

Sundray@lemmus.org to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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“Every American deserves the right to make decisions over their own health in accordance with their loved ones and medical professionals they trust. No excep...
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    Maybe someone should spread a rumor that Mitch is pregnant, then we will get all sorts of nosy neighbors spying on him

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    It’s the only way to defend the sanctity of life, which begins at conception and ends after the cutoff for a special election has passed.

    10/10

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    It isn’t between you and your doctor if it’s affecting other people. Same with whatever decisions you take.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    brain in a jar 🫙 🧠

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      … Then we smash it right??

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