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17小时前

Which will you bring?
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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 17小时前
Not sure if this is still a thing, but before covid I got it offered in big cities financial districts when grabbing my nose when it tickled 😆
Seems like that's some secret sign I accidentally made.

17小时前

A million angry bees invaded the little house we put up for the bush babies.

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 17小时前

Congrats! You're beekeepers now 😄

19小时前

Mozilla's New CEO: It's Time to Evolve Firefox Into an AI Browser

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 19小时前

Seen on Imgur earlier:

Source: https://imgur.com/gallery/zQCk3V2 (But apparently Imgur is using AI in moderation now and users complain about deleted images. So who knows if this will be gone soon.)

19小时前

Not like that Timmy!

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 19小时前

Some aren't fingernails. It's a left hand. And I think the lighting plus the effect/filter applied to make the lights in the background flare circular, also makes the bright areas on the fingers more shiny. Not sure though. Could be they just smoothed the fingerprints away and since they knew there aren't fingernails, never noticed ppl could see it like that.

1天前

Not like that Timmy!

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 1天前

nah, it's from <2012, just not a top quality edit.

does this link work? https://tineye.com/search/91c2cd3813b9cafb0d5c84355cdb1b5b1354e834?tags=&sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1 it has even bigger versions; less cropped.

2天前

Subscription for Prompstitution

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 2天前

it could be that the intent is the problem, not the words: if whatever the word currently is, is often being used as an insult because of its meaning, the word slowly becomes an insult notion itself. it will not matter how many times it's replaced.

if you think about it without emotion, it seems "retard" itself could have been chosen in good faith. we know the word is also used in other situations without negative intentions, like slow-release pills etc..

2天前

TIL 95% of Americans don't get the minimum recommended amount of fiber

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 2天前

they can't eat the minimum recommended amount of fiber, because their toilet pipes are smaller in diameter than other regions. it would clog every time, if it's not soft enough, instead of just a bit more than other regions.

3天前

[Combat] A Shahed UAV falls into the ocean near Odesa after being shot down by a Yak-52.

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 3天前

😲 What did they use to shoot it?

3天前

The total combat losses of the enemy from 24.02.22 to 14.12.25

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 3天前

I think the kremlin would be an easy target, but hasn't been worthwhile yet. If it was clear putin is inside, it would probably be levelled already, even tho the Ukrainians would likely be uneasy destroing this historic site, in war you can't always be respectful with that.

3天前

Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 3天前

my grandma had a honey jar that stood in a glass saucer and it had a button on top of the handle that would open a vent in the bottom to drizzle the honey out. it was the coolest kitchen utensil i had ever seen as a kid. kinda like this: https://smania.store/at/produkt/honig-spender-honeydrizzle/

5天前

Ever since I quit drinking three years ago, I've gotten a good night's sleep a handful of times

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 5天前

don't they need like 5 years to not poop themselves. idk 😆

5天前

Ever since I quit drinking three years ago, I've gotten a good night's sleep a handful of times

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 5天前

🤯 that's nice

5天前

Ever since I quit drinking three years ago, I've gotten a good night's sleep a handful of times

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lurch (he/him) @sh.itjust.works 5天前

I'm pretty sure humans can learn how to sleep well. That's what babies do after all.

Newborns sleep only like 1 or 2 hours, then wake up for a bit, then sleep again for 1 or 2 hours and so on. It takes them months or years to get it right.

If a baby can learn it, you can probably learn it as well.

Also, there are sleep labs btw.. They monitor you during sleep and give advice, but I don't like the concept, because it's not your usual bedroom and therefore flawed.