

I’m trying to get my cat back. One of the neighbors found him but they’re only being helpful in fucking with me and making my blood pressure skyrocket. :( Normally I love cats but right now I don’t want to see or hear about another adorable cat ever again.


After 6 months of him being gone, out on the streets (because the pigs took our home i.e. my van right after I lost him, so until I got my current van I had no place for him to live, so like, why bother looking for him?), I finally got my cat, Johnathon (yes, that is how his name is spelled) back. He’s white with orange splotches and kind of a tabby-looking tail. He has the sweetest most angelic-sounding meow.
I got an email from the Humane Society a couple days after I bought my van, saying that someone found him (he’s chipped). But it took probably at least a month after that. The people who found him were difficult. I had to remind them, twice, that they have no fucking right to give my cat away to someone else. And then they had the fucking nerve to tell me not to stay in the neighborhood (the neighborhood where I have been parking/camping for years) because if he gets out again he’ll go right back to that house and they’re “not doing this again.” What a load of shit.
Anyways, I was expecting it to take him longer to acclimate to the van and uh, like me and stuff. But last night he came out from under my bed and kind of cuddled with me and explored the van a bit while I was asleep.
I need to get this harness on him though and he absolutely refuses. If I touch him the wrong way he punches me. He doesn’t hiss. I know it’s probably more like him swiping his claw at me but it’s all a blur and it feels like he’s punching me lol.