Wow, they look soo perfect, it looks almost fake lol. How long have you been fermenting the dough?

Confocal still feels kinda like magic to me, even tho I know how it works

Windows updates are large because they’re built to work everywhere, on every configuration, for every enterprise scenario.

Relatierbar: Das Fühl wenn “Umstieg nicht erreichbar” und Umstieg erreichst.

Needs more jpeg

I mean, according to the rule of phamaceutics, the equivalent costs fo a non-medical ultrasound would be about 10-fold cheaper. So if you don’t care about eventual side effects, you could have an absolute bargain

Wondering if it’s properly airgapped or if someone cut a corner and left an onboard wireless chip in place

nonprofit research group OpenAI

ah, more innocent times

Excellent pores!

Ah the classic EEE strategy: Embrace, expand, enshittify.

Kind of relevant xkcd what if video

Firm Tofu, fry a bit, with soy sauce, then add crystal sugar to caramelise.

Take that, world! If you dont wat to buy our lovely stinky german autos, guess we’ll do panzers again.

“Die Bereitstellung von LNG wird der größte Beitrag sein, den Shell im nächsten Jahrzehnt zur Energiewende leisten wird”, so der Konzern.

What’s your opinion on increasing domestic demand via careful import taxes where germany is highly dependent on external suppliers? And by careful I don’t mean the hot mess trump administration is doing currently.

The fuck is that? Could be a very nice medieval torture device. Or a beautiful mechanical clock.

Genehmigt: 128 GiB

Bestellt: 64 GiB

Geliefert: 32 GiB

Installiert: 16 GiB

Kurt und Kerstin kriegen für ihre Microslop WORT Anwendung und kringelige GIFs: 8 GiB

Es gibt weiter Prügel Luftangriffe, bis sich die Moral verbessert Frieden im Nahen Osten ein von den US von A und Israel eingesetzter Machthaber herrscht.

Seriously, please let that sink in! I desperately need my plumber to fix that sink once and for all