Caption this.
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“Ouch.”
Worse eye wash station ever
Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.
Call Werner Herzog
Somebody please make this porn
Please…no
I’m gonna put two jars down, one that says DO and one that says DON’T, y’all can vote with dollar bills
You’re going to need buckets.
While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.
“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”
The team building games are getting too intense for me.
Cockeyed
First date ideas
“Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls.”
Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?
Uncircumcised
Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”
Where’s Wally: The Movie
Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.
“Dr. I.C. Weiner”
Oh, crud!
“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”
The Jizz-o-scope in use
Hey, my eyes are up here.
