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goldteeth

@ goldteeth @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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  • Meta seeks to block further sales of ex-employee’s scathing memoir

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  • Fine, you take it off the shelves and I'll just torrent it. Nobody should be able to stop me from doing that as long as I don't seed it, right Meta?

  • What the world needs now is more fossil fuels, says Trump’s energy secretary

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  • Thank christ.

  • What the world needs now is more fossil fuels, says Trump’s energy secretary

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  • Hey, he's not wrong, I can think of a couple old fossils I'd like to see experience internal combustion if you know what I mean.

  • DOGE says it’s closing Hoffman Estates’ Obama Presidential Library site, but federal officials had already announced lease ending

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  • At least they're taking credit for something that actually happened this time, I guess.

  • The economic boycott caught fire. What's next?

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  • Gotta feel bad for Nikola Tesla, he's 0 for 2 on getting his legacy sullied by talentless hacks masquerading as inventors.

  • tig ol bitties

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  • thank you for your service.

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  • This has happened enough times that the euphemism for piracy in my household has become "renting a film from my man in Bangladesh"

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    New FBI Director Kash Patel will also be named acting head of the ATF

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  • Are you kidding? I would absolutely hire this guy to be my gardener.

    (I have recently planted a large crop of Dendrocnide moroides)

  • The 9 Best Space Shows That Aren't Star Trek

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  • I sorta interpreted it as "We wanted to put Stargate on the list, but Universe is the only one that actually takes place in space." SG-1 and Atlantis definitely spend their fair share of time on spaceships, but that's outnumbered like 30-to-1 by time spent in the gateroom or the scenic woodland vistas of Vancouver.

  • Trump admin emails air traffic controllers: quit your jobs

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  • Well the cynic in me says "to undermine the public trust in the safety of air travel so people become more isolated, unwilling to organize, and dependent on either corporate-controlled media or gasoline-powered cars to maintain contact with any part of the world outside a 20-mile radius," and the nutjob conspiracy theorist in me sure thinks he could make a convincing corkboard out of it if you gave him enough thumb tacks and red string, but once again I could be making the mistake of assuming they're going into this with a plan and not just flailing wildly to make it look like they're addressing a problem they have no idea how to solve.

  • Democrats leave ’emergency’ meeting vowing ‘street fight’ in response to Trump actions

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  • This better be the fucking street fight from Anchorman with a hand grenade and a circular saw and a dude with a claymore.

  • American Airlines regional jet carrying 64 collides midair with military helicopter near D.C. airport

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  • Shiiiiiit. I was looking out my window around quarter to nine and saw a weird bright orange spot off towards DC. Didn't think anything of it in the moment; I'm right under a flight path, not too far from a military airfield, all sorts of weird lights flying over all the time. But looking at that footage that's exactly what it looked like. Christ.

  • Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral

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  • Yeah, it's called taking out the competition. If you wanna win a race you gotta know where to throw the banana peels.

  • OpenAI accuses China’s DeepSeek of unauthorized model training

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  • How Santa Ana winds fueled the deadly fires in Southern California

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  • Canadian politician to Trump: We’ll buy two of YOUR states

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  • Counteroffer: We'll take Nunavut in exchange for Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida.

    One, you'll have us nearly surrounded; two, they're far enough away that you don't have to risk any of the pre-existing populace actually coming into your country, and three, you get a whole stretch of oceanfront property, and we don't have to let them muck up our electoral college anymore. And all we want in exchange is a nigh-uninhabitable stretch of ice and bragging rights that we're indisputably bigger than China, which is for some reason the only thing the incoming administration cares about anyway. If that's not enough we're willing to throw in a couple of the Virgin Islands.

  • Removed Locked

    Bad news everyone

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  • I understand there is a species of blind fish living in a cave nearly a mile beneath the Yucatán peninsula that scientists believe might not be racist, but research is still ongoing.

  • Priorities...

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  • Kryptoday is Kryptober Krypteenth

    Come again Kryptomorrow for the next date

  • Og fed up with entire capitalist system!

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  • From each according to his unga, to each according to his bunga!