nah man, if you got people in meat pods, glowing yellow psychic hologram terminals, a bay full of easy-to-steal fighters with no windows and a big slimy dude trying to punch his claws through your sternum, what you got there is a wraith hive-ship
God, we were truly robbed of one of history’s greatest power vacuums. That shit would’ve made the Death of Stalin look like a church picnic. It starts with Vance saying he should be the obvious front-runner because he was totally the pick for VP, you just gotta trust him guys, he doesn’t have anything in writing because it was a secret handshake deal but he was totally gonna be the VP, ask anyone, and it ends with Ron DeSantis burying Mike Pence in cement while Nikki Haley soaks the convention center in gasoline.
I was thinking a sock full of old batteries might be cheaper if you buy in bulk.
Better close your fuckin eyes then 'cause I don’t play this game
one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding
thank heavens that 21x9 bar of white noise was there or I might’ve become briefly aware of the concept of human mortality.
Call me when they get a baseball team. I wanna see the St. Louis Cardinals square off against the Actual Cardinals.
i ain’t playin this game
motherfucker could’ve died of a ruptured appendix and they’d still probably claim Bill Gates remote-detonated a microchip in his bloodstream to do it
Obviously not. Too small a target.
Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus’ ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.
This is actually a couple blocks from my house!
Or at least it will be once I finish packing, buy a plane ticket, and find a decent wholesaler for log cabins with chicken’s feet.
(It’s in Taipei, apparently)
“Okay, fine, just this once, you can be a little afraid, as a treat.”
…Yeah, this is fully just somebody’s blog and I can’t even view it without creating an account. Last time I saw something like this it was just a bunch of LLM-generated nonsense summaries of other news articles that clearly didn’t have an actual person double-checking their work.
I can’t, of course, confirm if that’s what this is, because I can’t view it without creating an account, but even that in itself isn’t very reassuring, credibility-wise.
and for that not-so-special someone…
Just don’t forget to use a VPN so your ISP can’t see what cargo ships you’re plundering.
And please don’t invite people to meet me, either.
And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
Aye, my favorite of the Founding Fathers - BLACKBEARD!
no, but it does pass the Smurfdel Smurf