nah man, if you got people in meat pods, glowing yellow psychic hologram terminals, a bay full of easy-to-steal fighters with no windows and a big slimy dude trying to punch his claws through your sternum, what you got there is a wraith hive-ship
God, we were truly robbed of one of history's greatest power vacuums. That shit would've made the Death of Stalin look like a church picnic. It starts with Vance saying he should be the obvious front-runner because he was totally the pick for VP, you just gotta trust him guys, he doesn't have anything in writing because it was a secret handshake deal but he was totally gonna be the VP, ask anyone, and it ends with Ron DeSantis burying Mike Pence in cement while Nikki Haley soaks the convention center in gasoline.
...Yeah, this is fully just somebody's blog and I can't even view it without creating an account. Last time I saw something like this it was just a bunch of LLM-generated nonsense summaries of other news articles that clearly didn't have an actual person double-checking their work.
I can't, of course, confirm if that's what this is, because I can't view it without creating an account, but even that in itself isn't very reassuring, credibility-wise.
This would presumably be after teaming up with a samurai, a pirate, and a cowboy to send a fax to Abraham Lincoln.