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  • And why do I need 27 guns? That's right, for my 27 hands. Betcha feel real silly now, huh buster?

  • Texas Officials 'Hurl' NWS off Hell in a Cell, Trump Admin Plummets 15 Feet Through Announcer's Table

  • and welcome to the jam

  • Much better for the environment than your typical coal-powered cat.

  • I feel like there's gotta be a separate chart entirely for the late-'80s/mid-'90s sitcoms. Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Wings - that's an argument in and of itself.

    But they're definitely not in any box with "Good" under it.

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  • For heaven's sake, this is plain white text. Are we, as a people, so far gone that we cannot even take the extra step to add the plain white text with 10px drop shadow to the image after it's generated? Surely a human must be involved at some point of this process - even if only to collect the ill-gotten gains - that can identify whether or not their nefarious trap is baited with brazen gibberish. Surely.

  • kinda disappointed it's not a strandbeest with one of those litter-picker-upper sticks taped to the front

  • Man, fuck this horseshit.

  • A tery

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  • This is a Bat-Terry!

  • It used to be serious. It still is, but it used to be, too.

  • Man, that "was" really got my hopes up for a minute.

  • Search Engine Optimization. Basically gaming search engine indexing algorithms so that your content appears more "relevant" (read: crammed full of as many keywords as possible) and thus higher up on search results, usually at the expense of having, you know, actual content worth reading.

  • I use uBlacklist with this filter and that generally keeps the repeat offenders at least out of image search, but clearing out every SEO-spam print-on-demand mimc-site was already a game of whack-a-mole before consumer LLMs became a thing; I imagine now it'd be like playing whack-a-mole with a hydra. Still, it does at least help.

  • The sewage was no doubt very upset to see its creek being contaminated by RFK Jr.

  • somehow, inexplicably, "Down Under" by Men at Work.

  • You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...! I lost my train of thought.

  • as performed by 😭s 4 😱s

  • I have an associate's degree from a community college that rebranded their "general studies" program to the "arts and sciences" program to fudge their numbers for a bigger STEM endowment, so... do I just wait for them at the airport, or what?

  • My class was set to graduate right around the time the pandemic hit and a lot of people ended up graduating late because the school literally couldn't offer the classes they needed to finish their degree. Anyone to whom your date of graduation is actually relevant likely isn't going to bat an eye at anyone who was in college within the last 5 years graduating a couple months late.

    And, of course, there's that old stand-by moral of "the only reason it seems like all your peers are doing better is because the ones in the same situation as you aren't going on social media to brag about it." So don't rely on that as a metric too heavily.