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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • Nintendogs

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  • gaming

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  • Which kills me, because it's so much more work for such a bad job. I'd just have run it through an identifier like fontsquirrel's matcherator.

  • gaming

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  • Definitely Photoshopped...

    I hate to say "You can tell by the pixels," but you can. See the pixel offset on the font caused by skewing, like you said. Also the shitty clone tool job behind them.

  • Putin: “Immortality” coming soon through continuous organ transplants

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  • Has anyone seen his shoulders lately? It's been a long time since that shirtless pic of him riding a horse...

  • JD Vance Says He’s Ready to Be President If Trump’s Health Fails

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  • Thankfully very true. None of them have that narcissistic charisma that Trump does. Hopefully he goes fast and the whole movement crashes and burns.

  • JD Vance Says He’s Ready to Be President If Trump’s Health Fails

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  • Doesn't matter he's already got Hitler's Trump's playbook...

  • It is. Just accept it

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  • 🎶I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in looove! 🎶

  • What does a skinwalker fear?

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  • Hello girl!!

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  • No more rhymes now, I mean it!

  • Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall

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  • They're millionaires, so they just don't care... They're nice enough though, and at least they're quiet and respectful any other time.

  • Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall

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  • Every fucking time. Except my bougie ass neighbors have astroturf, so the dude literally vacuums his lawn. It takes fucking hours...

  • Removed

    The secret Atari tried to bury (but I can't sleep because of it)

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  • You speak as though Atari is known for making sound business decisions...

  • I feel you Mr Pringles

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  • They did, some generic boiler plate like "We're so sorry! We've sent your feedback to our team!" I sincerely hope they did and some dude got to read that. I honestly don't know how those made it past the taste testing phase...

  • I feel you Mr Pringles

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  • The wife picked them up, tried one, had me try one, then they went in the trash. The texture is weird, not anything you'd expect at all and the flavor was disgusting. The only worse thing I've tried was those Old El Paso Fiesta Twist things. They were so bad I wrote the company... The churro ones taste like old cardboard that's been sitting on a shelf and the taco ones taste like someone farted into your mouth after eating tacos.

  • I feel you Mr Pringles

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  • That would explain some things. The wife got those circus peanut things and they tasted like hot garbage.

    Edit: This crap... The sour cream and cheddar specifically. Tasted like I was actually poisoning myself.

  • I feel you Mr Pringles

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  • Wait, they changed the shape? When??? Only Pringles product I've had in like the past 6 months is those gross packing peanut things...

  • We’re Suing Minecraft in a Class Action Lawsuit

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  • Going to copy my post over from the original for anyone wondering why because the description does nothing to explain:

    I watched a few minutes of it and finally got to it... If I got it right, the guy suing them wanted to make a mod with guns. Mojang said no and got it shut down. He's suing because he believes a company shouldn't have any say over how users might modify their games.

  • Live updates: Trump says no deal to end the Russia-Ukraine war was made with Putin after high-stakes Alaska talks

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  • What they actually met up for was to discuss the epstein files.

  • Long long ago this was a very popular song

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  • I still have my parents' copy on vinyl. Without Allen Sherman, we'd never have gotten Weird Al!