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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • Pure magic!

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  • I can help.

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  • Animal guessing game!!!

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  • Clearly a unicorn

  • Trump questioned perception of Portland before approving military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

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  • Thanks to the marvels of the modern education system... No.

  • JFC, who did this?!

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  • I can totally agree with that. I found her to be one of the most humanly believable villains in any story I've seen or read. She'd fit in to so many real world situations as that exact person. Absolutely the kind of nut job you'd see having a meltdown tantrum as someone recorded her on their phone.

  • JFC, who did this?!

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  • Right? King, who's endorsed and even appeared in some of the worst adaptations of his books. He's truly a master, but a movie writer he is not...

  • Trump questioned perception of Portland before approving military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

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  • It's called dementia, Mr. President.

  • JFC, who did this?!

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  • I strongly disagree... It was deus ex machina trash with a twist. Using the original ending would have left the audience wanting closure and not getting it. Instead, they wrapped it up nice and tight and King got to murder another kid.

  • JFC, who did this?!

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  • I genuinely liked the movie, but hated the ending enough that it was years before I watched it again.

    Anyone who hasn't, go read the book. The ending is soooo much better and really had me hoping King would explore that whole world more... Easily one of my top five stories of his.

  • YSK When you hover over a piece of the phonetic notation on (English) Wikipedia, it shows you an example for its pronunciation

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  • Piss off both sides and just spell it. G.I.F.

  • So, are you ready to go back to the past? :3

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  • They look like the stand-in crew for some of the Star Trek TNG cast.

  • Borderlands 4 Dev Gearbox Asks PC Gamers to Wait 15 Minutes for Shaders to Compile in the Background While Playing After Reports Indicate Recent Update Causes Stuttering - IGN

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  • Remember how like... 5-10 years ago, games just... Kinda worked?

  • Donald Trump Threatens to Sue ABC Over Jimmy Kimmel's Return

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  • Hmm... It's a shame that ABC isn't owned by some super litigious megacorp that could bury most legal attacks in the dirt.

  • How Chrono Trigger Taught Me The Word ‘Epoch’

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  • It's apparently the American pronunciation. Though, half our population can't read anyway, so I'll just keep saying it the right way. Or maybe we just go back to the original Greek, Epochē.

  • Removed Locked

    Jimmy Kimmel is BACK on tuesday!!!

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  • Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate ‘angling for Trump pardon’

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  • Don't encourage them... This timeline is dystopian enough. I'd rather we didn't add The Running Man to the list of fucked up shit going on.

  • Jeffrey Epstein’s cellmate ‘angling for Trump pardon’

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  • Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For United States to Be Split Up, Declares Country ‘No Longer Safe’ For Anyone

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  • Oh, suddenly it's not safe for everyone when one of their own gets killed...

    It's not safe partly because this treasonous little troll hasn't kept her mouth shut for the past dacade.

  • Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing

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  • Yeah, if I remember right, the issue is that the typo breaks the system that tells the xenos how to behave in combat. They should use vents and try and flank you, but instead they just charge right at you.

    Still a ton of other issues with the game, but that was huge.

  • Borderlands 4 Launches To Mostly Negative Steam Reviews Over Performance Issues And Crashing

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  • Gonna just remind everyone, or tell anyone who isn't familiar... Gearbox's Colonial Marines has a typo in an ini file that breaks the game's AI. Gearbox was made aware of it after a modder found it in 2018. They acknowledged it by making a joke, then did nothing...

    That one letter typo is still there after 13 years.

  • You Really Need to See Epstein’s Birthday Book for Yourself

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  • Lot of these people are coming from a time where they believe everything they did wasn't traceable. Except they've operated long into the digital era and it hasn't dawned on them, or they've been hoping no one else realizes, that they've left footprints all over.

    "I deleted my browser history and Google searches so if anyone looks, they won't see all the weird stuff I was looking up." Same vibe...