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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • French fries with free lead poisoning

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  • Ahhh, that would explain the weird fibrousness of the paper.

  • French fries with free lead poisoning

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  • The whole pic gets weirder and weirder the longer you look at it. I really want to say it's AI. Like, read the text underneath it, it's all like weird engrish.

    SURVEYOR

    "... colonel hearted ferrars. Draw from upon here..."

    PROJECT MANAGER

    "...way get cold spot its week. Almost do..."

    Then there's what appears to be a scantron fish behind the torn off paper. The glossiness of the paper for what appears to just be a torn out newspaper want ad. The weird texture of the tear...

  • RV There Yet? is a dad-core co-op game about doing a very bad job driving home from your campervan vacation

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  • My best friend and I have been playing this for the past 3 days and it's wild. All I was expecting was a game about camping in an RV. We're now underground and having to navigate explosive gas...

  • New kind of aneurysm just dropped

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  • "Honey? I don't think my meds are working!"

    "Why not?"

    "The words on the bottle are trying the run away."

  • Donald Trump's meeting with Vladimir Putin called off

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  • I got you, dude. Starts at like 6:40 and goes on and on, but I'll sum it up: Video of Putin who doesn't look or act quite like Putin. Guy in the video admits straight up that this is absolutely conspiracy theory before showing video of Putin making some odd facial expressions. It then goes on to talk about how this has been speculated about for a long time and how Russian news has shown Putin being in more places at once. I stopped watching, but it seems plausible. I can vouch that it's been speculated about for many years now. However, is it proven fact? Nope.

  • been there...

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  • It means the shit on your ass when you wipe, not in the bowl.

  • Trump Posts AI Video in Which He Drops Feces on No Kings Protesters

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  • Pretty sure we already knew that. He's a piece of shit. Always has been. Always will be.

  • Anti-Trump protesters to hit the streets in Philly; Trump says he's 'not a king'

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  • U.S. consumers bearing more than half the cost of tariffs so far, Goldman Sachs says

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  • My coworker gave me the same spiel and keeps complaining about how the local shoprite is too expensive and she won't shop there anymore. My office is so hopped up on copium that I just don't bother anymore.

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene Torches Trump Tariffs and Corruption: ‘It Shouldn’t Be About Helping Your Crypto Donors’

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  • I really hope that's it. Maybe her boyfriend started slipping her some meds in the morning. I still don't trust her any further than I could throw her, nobody should. This feels like yet another ploy to lure in and weaken voters. Divide the opposition and the Republicans will remain the powerhouse newxy election, same shit Jill Stein was doing...

  • Once again, looking for PS2 game suggestions!

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  • I think of it as an RPG ruleset, like DnD. Most of FF games follow similar mechanics, class systems, sometimes there's the same monsters, and sometimes there's crystals that do stuff.

    I agree though, FFX is really good.

  • Raid of church leader’s Florida mansion reveals 57 forced laborers, feds say

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  • Child rape... Specificity is important there.

  • Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump's attempt to deploy Oregon National Guard to Portland - ABC News

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  • Everything you just said.... How dare people be happy and feel included.

  • Judge Finds ‘Likelihood’ That Charges Against Abrego Garcia Are Vindictive

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  • Man, I know that feeling... Been stuck in this state for years. I'd have moved back to my home town with my wife years ago, but our parents and the rest of my wife's family are here.

    Also, not giving me much confidence about my vacation to TN in 2 weeks!

  • Judge Finds ‘Likelihood’ That Charges Against Abrego Garcia Are Vindictive

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  • It really is. It's just sad that something so painfully obvious needs to be stated as a "likelyhood" rather than black and white fact.

  • Judge Finds ‘Likelihood’ That Charges Against Abrego Garcia Are Vindictive

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  • In other news, the sky is blue.

  • ICE Agents Rappel from Helicopter in Overnight Chicago Raid, Dragging Kids from Beds to U-Hauls

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  • Wondering how long before we have our own Kristallnacht and Trump goes full Final Solution...

  • Republican legislator admits sending hundreds of child sex abuse videos between work emails

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  • Nah, in the sand on a beach, up to his neck. Just past the high tide mark at low tide.

  • Why Is The Big Bad Of Bubble Bobble Named ‘Super Drunk’?

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  • Yup, he and all of his race throw whiskey bottles as their main attack.

    Used to beat it over and over on the NES. Pain in the ass trying to get the crystal ball before it disappears.