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Capt. Wolf

@ capt_wolf @lemmy.world

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Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude...

  • US may owe $1 trillion in refunds if SCOTUS cancels Trump tariffs

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  • Matt Gaetz’s Teen Sex Allegations Take Horrific New Twist

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  • If anything, that just makes him more appealing.

    Gaetz 2028! Make America Young Again!

    Ugh...

  • Voter fury emerges over skyrocketing electricity bills as AI stokes demand — and fears of a stock market bubble

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  • Even if it did go away, it wouldn't matter... Price goes up, price stays up. That's how a disregulated economy works.

  • Common Supplement Shows Concerning Link to Heart Failure [melatonin]

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  • Bingo... This shouldn't touch mainstream news until it's been reviewed and reproduced.

  • ICE's detainee population reaches 66,000, a new record high, statistics show

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  • Why not? He's already working on bread lines.

  • Try Butt Nutts Today!!

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  • Username checks out even!

  • Partner chicken

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  • Thanksgiving Edition: I'm gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

  • Hello darkness my old friend

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  • Uh...no thanks...

  • Hello darkness my old friend

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  • Yeah, I think my snail is defective, can I get a new one?

  • Ex-NFL star QB Tom Brady claims his dog is a clone

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  • All this tells me that there's now a cloning service that caters to the bourgeoisie...

  • What are your favorite games from a worldbuilding standpoint?

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  • I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I don't think I ever got so invested in figuring out a story than with Elden Ring. I thoroughly enjoyed following each character's progression as they all head for the tree. I'm still bummed that I stalled out in the DLC because of the stupid commander Gaius fight. Game was cake up until his gatekeeping ass. Fuck that guy... Someday I'll feel like trying again.

  • Americans ‘dumbfounded by cruelty’ of Trump officials slashing SNAP benefits

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  • Hey... What's my nose doing on the floor!? It was just on my face a minute ago!

    Why's this bloody knife in my hand? I couldn't have done this... Could I? No... I don't think so.

    I should check it for fingerprints. What!? Only my prints are on it!?

    Stranger and stranger...

  • Half-naked woman forced out of her home by task force raid

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  • This is the part when you hire a lawyer and start suing everyone for everything you can...

  • We tried Tyra Banks’ ‘revolutionary’ hot ice-cream, and colour us confused

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  • Or just go to the store and get a cup of icing... Mix in some extra corn starch, warm it up, whip it until it's fluffy. Probably a similar experience... Sounds disgusting either way.

  • The Hat Man

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  • Oh yeah, it's in my first post, but here's the main page. Just read more this morning before work. I had no idea you can kill the soldier in the violence district or the wolf in the temple. You can also ride the train and ferris wheel in happy town.

  • The Hat Man

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  • I was looking through that wiki and apparently there's events and stuff that are triggered depending on certain conditions being met. The other night I was watching someone play it for Halloween and they got a super long cutscene for filling in the face in the middle. I always thought the board was just for showing the kind of dream you had and that everything else was pretty much random or dependent on the day counter. I'm gonna have to load it up now and see what I've missed.

  • Top Trump Officials Are Moving Onto Military Bases

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  • I can't wait to be arrested when I vote for the wrong people next week. That'll be real fun.

  • The Hat Man

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  • Funny that they claim the hat man comes from 2008. LSD for the Playstation had the hat man, though he was called The Gray Man, all the way back in 1998. I kept trying to figure out what benadryl had to do with a character from an obscure game beyond both being sleep related...

  • We are not the same

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  • Some people power shit...

    Me: COMING IN HOT BOSS! CLEAR THE LZ! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY PAYLOAD RELEASE!