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  • Stepouttathecarpleasesir.

  • Hmm I'm undecided on that

  • Try "Bruh"

    Bruh shutdown

  • After the first walk to the car wash, chatgpt didn't fall for it again. It sasses me a bit and then I was instructed to drive to the car wash, wash the car, and then walk home

  • Daddy America

  • Run a hosepipe to your neighbours radon hole to soak up all those free chest x-rays they aren't using.

  • Damn I knew I forgot something. Good point. I've also heard of wearing a different shoe on each foot, like sneaker on one foot and hiking boot on the other, both to fuss up you gate and leave even more conflicting prints.

  • "That's a fine looking animal you got there!"

  • Boris and his wife, Doris.

  • That's like travelling to Germany to see the Brandenburg gate in 1944

  • I can't stand shorts, tick-tock, or any of those videos. The videos I watch are usually comprehensive, longer than 10 mins, and I pause, rewind, slow down ect the video.

  • Hey I know that chick.

  • So it can scream

  • We out here building torment nexes faster than the SciFi writers can keep up.

  • And the natural distribution of primes gets smaller as integer length increases

  • You didn't have to do yourself like that fam.

  • Hey bud I've got some bad news for you.

    What number do you see in this circle?

  • You made some liquor?

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml

    Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    in the 2007 spy thriller Breach, the Robert Hanson character asks his FBI subordinate to steal a painting of two guys on a boat from a colleague

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    "Ladies and gentlemen... We got him!"

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Australian Government gets a taste of what everyday people have to deal with in terms of data breaches as Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's mobile phone number released online

    www.abc.net.au /news/2025-10-14/anthony-albanese-mobile-phone-number-available-online/105889284
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm not even ooking

  • Gardening @lemmy.world

    I made 17 stackable, movable garden beds out of scrap timber I salvaged

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Rather large ice crystals formed in the roasted butternut soup that I made, froze, and reheated last night

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Work smarder not tarder

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    A story in 4 acts

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What's a decent charitable organisation that accepts DOGE?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    while we were watching for threat from China, here comes Philippines with a steel chair!

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Sometimes google street view just captures a vibe, you know?

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I forgot the lyrics to the Old MacDonald song, but It's All Coming Back To Me Now

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    TFW you see the toilet paper after the first wipe when your haemorrhoids flare up badly

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Carcinisation has got the furniture too!

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Bertie" - me, ballpoint

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Bait" - me, Ballpoint

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    This Op Shop seems to have ordered their secondhand books by colour for some reason

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Practice, practice, practice", oil pastels on paper, me

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Papers" Oil pastel on paper, me