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  • Hey bud I've got some bad news for you.

    What number do you see in this circle?

  • You made some liquor?

  • Yeh

  • The side effects of such widespread gun usage in the US are a bummer, but at least that proliferation of guns protected your country from being overrun by a tyrannical facist government.

  • It's advisable not to travel to, over, or near the United States regardless of pregnancy status

  • Is that "pear pressure" my teachers warned me about?

  • Sometimes both simultaneously, somehow

  • If you're going to use a Faraday bag, use it regularly, like every day at random times.

    Imagine you are being accused of a crime. The crime occured at 8pm. The phone records show that your phone went dark at your house 7pm and then reconnected at 9pm at your house. The crime scene is 1 hour away from your home by foot. Records show this is the only time your phone went dark in a very long time.

    So if you bag your phone (aluminium foil bags work pretty good too), do it regularly, randomly, and don't bag it and unbag it immediately before leaving or after getting home

  • Leave your phone at home.

    Don't drive your own car there, and don't get an uber.

    Ride a scooter, bicycle, or walk.

    Wear a dust mask, headphones (to prevent ear pattern recognition) and safety glasses.

    Wear a high vis vest while working on the camera. The retro reflective strips show up as dazzling white on infrared cameras, washing out the image. It also helps make any witness assume you're a legitimate worker

    Wear dark clothing with no logos over the top of something dorky, like a white Ralph Lauren shirt and golf shorts. Ditch the dark clothing if you even sense you might be stopped on the way home.

    Put duct tape on the soles of your shoes to make the shoe prints indistinct.

    Wear gloves, rigger gloves are fine, latex if you have nothing else.

    Work quickly, never run (unless your under disguise is a jogging outfit).

    if you see a cop, security, or any person that suspects you, believe in your heart and soul that you haven't committed a crime. Find a way to delete the act from your memory, become an innocent person in your own mind.

    Emotional escalation to cop should be indifference, confusion, irritation, indignant, suspicion, and when detained or arrested, lawful but otherwise silent cooperation. That's how innocent people behave when suspected or accused of a crime. Once detained, say nothing except your name, age, DOB, address, license number ect and "I don't know, I need to speak to a lawyer." Even though they will ask you a thousand questions to try to get you to implicate yourself. There is nothing you can say that will talk you out of cuffs.

  • Damn that's aluminium, not steel. You can do that with an angle grinder, reciprocating saw, or even a mapp gas torch

  • Leave your fucking phone at home too.

  • Ehh I'm satisfied with 30 minutes to heat up or otherwise prepare my lunch. I'd want a sofa to sleep on if my break was any longer than that.

  • It can real.

  • All in on rice futures, and by that I mean, a bag of rice

  • Drive -fwd

    Sudo drive -fwd

    Drive -left

    Drive -stop

    Drive -brake

    Sudp drive -brake

    Udo drive -brake

    Sudo dribe -brake

    F U C K

  • No airbag if you ain't chipping in for gas!

  • At least we don't reside in any of Phillip K Dicks futures

  • He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

  • Or that shape dick.

    What?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    4 Years Ago

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Jealousy at the Party" Pastels on paper, me

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "HMS Vagrant" - Fineliner on paper, me

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Peace 2" - Oil pastels on paper, me

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This hair product remains effective up to 230 degrees C which is really handy because when I'm exposed to ovenlike temperatures, my first thought is "Oh no, my hair!"

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Sobriety" - Pastels on paper, me.

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    "Peace" - Pastels on paper, me.

  • Jerboa @lemmy.ml

    Can I block any post that contains a particular word? Without blocking whole instances?

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world

    The long text goodbye - Oil pastel on paper, me

  • Android @lemmy.world

    My morning alarms aren't going off on my new phone and I don't know why

  • World News @lemmy.world

    Vietnamese Fishing Crew Attacked and Severely Beaten in Paracel Islands

    maritime-executive.com /article/vietnamese-fishing-crew-attacked-and-severely-beaten-in-paracel-islands
  • Videos @lemmy.world

    Paul Harrel has passed away from cancer

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    the LDS church controls $8.3 trillion in wealth. They could afford to flood Ukraine with biblically accurate fighter jets. These would cover more ground than bicycles

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Mother Gaia does a little trolling

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The overworked IT person who just happened to quit his job on 18 July 2024

  • World News @lemmy.world

    Chinese Ship Suspected of Raiding World War II Wrecks Detained

    news.usni.org /2024/07/04/chinese-ship-suspected-of-raiding-world-war-ii-wrecks-detained
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    How it felt like as a little kid not able to find your parents in a busy shop

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Im happy for him!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Don't google 'solar flare'