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Agent641

@ Agent641 @lemmy.world

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  • Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."

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  • The phrase "For a better experience" activates me like a sleeper cell to be highly alert to whatever product it came from and assume it's trying to screw me out of my money, attention, privacy, or all three.

  • Signal Founder Moxie Marlinspike: Telegram is not private. There is nothing private about it. They've done a really amazing job of convincing the world that this is an encrypted messaging app

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  • Why did they do it to themselves to name it after the herpes virus tho?

  • [Video] Using hand sanitizer to stop a snake from trying to eat itself

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  • Feels good man.

  • Is spreading.

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  • As in, Sanders?

  • Is spreading.

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  • Ok, what's the best distro to switch to?

  • It's my dream

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  • Okay, but after that, can we go over the plan please? I brought the map and everything.

  • Go ahead, take one

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  • Most witches were just politically difficult members of the community. If you didn't fuck with the local balance of power, you'd probably be fine.

  • Go ahead, take one

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  • I trained on heroin to be able to withstand lemon warheads

  • Administrative task management

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  • Ghost in the shell? Meet 5.56x45 in the shell.

  • Trans people in Kansas are being ordered to surrender their drivers licenses

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  • But for the duration of the appeal you won't have a valid drivers license, as it says in the letter, credentials are invalidated immediately. This is the pressure game. You can appeal and walk everywhere with no valid ID, or you can drive and risk getting pulled over and arrested for having an invalid ID and put into the wrong gender prison.

  • Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather

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  • "Rat meat has so much protein in the future. Expensive though."

  • I LOVE EATING STIR BARS

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  • I'm stealing this idea fyi. Science themed energy bars.

  • New York City police investigating after officers were hit with snowballs during a snowball fight

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  • A police horse was hit with a snowball too. His condition is...

    Stable

  • he forgor

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  • The "Qualification" is to be shackled to college debt so that you're a more compliant worker, unwilling to risk your income by asserting your rights and seeking a livable wage.

    If you're debt free, you're liable to grovel a whole lot less just for the honour of being able to work there and might instead just quit.

  • Next round's on you!

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  • Time to get maggot

  • Is Cuba okay?

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  • No they aren't ok.

    Hyperinflation and devaluation of currency, shortages of everything including medicine, food and fuel, millions homeless and starving. While previous sanctions stunted their development, the US blockade is flirting with genocide in Cuba now.

    There's no threshold for capitulation as far as I can see, so where does it end? Failed state condition, government collapse, mass starvation, mass death?

  • Recognize?

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  • It's not what it looks like, he's just here to walk me to the car wash!

  • Update on Marge - a week after leaving the shelter, house and all contents belong to her. All seats are Marge seats. All food is Marge food.

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  • Marge has mastered the sploot

    And has found the best overwatch spot in the house:

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Update on Marge - a week after leaving the shelter, house and all contents belong to her. All seats are Marge seats. All food is Marge food.

  • MAGA Women Shoot Themselves in the Uh, Foot. Again.

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  • If convicted felons can be president, they should be allowed to vote too.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I just adopted Marge today. She was found homeless with a nest of kittens

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    A gentle visual critique of Blueman, from a UX design perspective

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    "So, how's your 2026 been so far?"

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world
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    it's a simple question

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
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    Expansion of an aircraft storage facility in central Australia from Jan 2019 to Oct 2023

  • Games @lemmy.world
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    Did anyone else play Fractured Space?

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
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    New Russian camo: Pile of trash cleverly disguised as a heap of building rubble

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    Ulefone Armor 27T Pro - And why I'm not using after 3 months

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    "No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Sign at the local community garden

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but DevOps insisted we implement cutting edge DDOS protection

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved money by having the new junior Dev implement daylight savings time support at the last minute

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Scene I painted at the lake the other day, Acrylic on 8x10 canvas

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but it is SELECT RomNum FROM Digits ORDER BY RomNum; --it will work this time

  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Clock but we saved DB space by just returning the index of the array of DigitNames

  • Programmer Humor @lemmy.ml
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    Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

  • Art Share🎨 @lemmy.world
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    Pyramids. It started as a lazy way to gradually use up leftover colour mixes and masking tape