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  • Last chapter: Oh no! A love triangle with a clear winner, but where I like the person who's going to lose!

    This chapter: Oh, okay. It's still wholesome and sweet.

  • The remarkably rare form of love triangle where nobody wants to lose, but everyone's too nice to let anyone else give up.

  • The greatest enemy ever created is the albino red dragon. Everyone minmaxes in the wrong direction for that guy.

  • I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you...

  • ...And? It looks like a razor, but it's 100% supposed to be a hammer, and there's no reason it wouldn't be a hammer. If a hammer looks like a razor, it should be fixed to prevent exactly this situation.

  • Why would it be a razor? It's definitely meant to be a (ban)hammer. If you think it's meant to be a razor, it's now twice as important to update it to be more clear.

  • I wanna run an adventure where a dragon secretly runs a bank, and nobody can tell because it acts exactly like every other banker.

  • I AM FEELING MANY FEELINGS

  • In law enforcement hell, they have to testify against someone they falsely arrested to a fair and reasonable judge, and every lie they try to tell manifests as physical black sludge that sears their throat as they speak.

    ...Fuck, I'm gonna have to come up with a new one shot now.

  • This is the exact reason I learned to play the ukulele

  • Okay, this campaign is gonna be a dark and sinister urban adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

    Okay, this is a swashbuckling tale, a la Robin Hood against the Sheriff of Nottingham, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

    Okay, this is basically a noir detective style adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

    Okay, I noticed I keep making law enforcement evil, so I'm gonna do a one shot set in hell. There's no civilisation or human NPCs, so law enforcement isn't even here. The year is 1312...

  • Classic

    Jump
  • Eh, not really a wine guy, personally.

  • He wants to seem relatable to the other Nazis.

  • Classic

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  • "Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

  • This is very funny, seeing how my comment has one downvote and yours has one upvote. And downvoting trolls is a perfectly valid use of it.

    At the very least, I belong in a power trip discussion community more than a cis gay man belongs in a trans fem community.

    Edit: I will say, the dude had an accurate username.

  • It's also easy to call a quacking waterfowl a duck. You make a new account, post inflamatory comments on a community you don't belong to by your own admission, then post here to complain about that community.

    The nicest thing I can call you is a troll.

  • His comment has been purged, but I was able to find the post he replied to. Which was about being the first to call a trans person by their name and seeing the joy it brings them.

    So at the very least, saying "don't pander" is off-topic. Unless he considers using a trans person's actual name "pandering", which is bigoted.

    Oh, and the account is 2 days old, and this comment was the second comment ever made. And all this, including the YPTB post, was within the last hour. Me-thinks troll.

  • I think they're less "vulnerable" and more "fragile"