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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

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  • I love Beyond Meat products, but lab grown still freaks me out a little. It's hard to articulate, but I don't know that I could eat it without imagining some kind of wet, pulsating mass of slimy flesh sitting in a bin of some sort in a lab, with tubes and wires hooked up all over it. I know damn well that's not what it is, but the image is there. I hope I get over it.

    I'd rather just give up meat entirely and stick to plant-based alternatives.

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  • That's such a neat trick..

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  • I worry about those who are thicker than 7 inches. That might cause some Cloverfield Paradox shit, where your innards wind up fuzed with a door. Skinny folks only.

  • I'm going to start a YouTube channel where I go around kissing ants.

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  • Jesus, John.. You're gonna make me cum tending to the oven like that. I ain't even gay, but I want what's in that pan, boii.

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  • I feel fortunate every day that I had loving parents. I remember how fucked up some of my friends' parents were, and I hear horror stories every day about my wife's (mostly her mother). I've seen her weep over how she always had to walk on eggshells around a mom who never said she loved her, and never had a single kind word to say about her or anyone else, but then turn around and do everything in her power to make sure that our daughter (5) does not have that same experience. She doesn't pay that trauma forward, and I respect it. So many parents for so many generations just paid that shit forward.

  • You're a fucking dumbass person who made an honest mistake, and you should be thrown into a woodchipper commended for owning up to it.

  • It blows my mind that some people can't visualize things in their mind. I can see anything I'd like to in remarkable detail, and often explore old places or properties from my childhood when I'm trying to fall asleep. I would be kind of crushed if I suddenly couldn't.

  • I feel like the days of pearl clutching over profanity are on their way out. There is always a time and a place for it, but I grew up hearing "fuck" come out of my drunken relatives every other word. My parents didn't say it, and they didn't let me say it, but the only real weight the word ever had was that it was cool and exclusive to adults.

    One of the biggest culture shocks I had when moving from the US to Canada was how much more laid back everyone is up here over profanity in general. Almost everyone uses it, very few people (save for maybe the elderly) get uppity when they hear it, and I've heard it used freely on FM radio many times. I still think it's trashy to fly a FUCK TRUDEAU flag or decal on your car for everyone to see, but nobodies up here clutching pearls. They just think you're a dick.

    Not sure why it's still such a big deal in many parts of the US.

  • Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷

  • I've heard The Walking Dead comics are actually quite solid, and differ substantially from the TV series. I'd love to see a faithful animation adaptation done in comic-style art.

  • I try to, but I never actually reach unconsciousness until I inevitably get cold and pull the sheets or blanket over my body to some degree. I find that on particularly hot nights, it's enough to drape a sheet over my waist, so long as my feet are outside.

  • He accomplished donating 1.5 billion dollars to causes and charities, and still got to live worry free for the rest of his life. I'd say at that point he shouldn't be expected to live like a struggling laborer just to prove himself to unimpressed dickheads who don't recognize a good thing.

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  • No! No, man! Shit no, man! I believe you'd get yer ass kicked rockin' somethin like that, man..

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  • They hold a polearm. Always.

  • Help.

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  • Bunch of fuckin' meep-mops stealing jobs for our hardworking software engineers.

  • Dawwww

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  • That third trimester dynamic is no joke. Buckle up, fellas.

  • Have you seen this rapist?

  • Sow bugs, but some kids called them rolly-polleys. I taught my daughter both (as well as wood louse), but as you can imagine, she went with the fun one.