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Stalinwolf

@ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

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    North Korea executing more people for watching foreign films and TV, UN finds

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  • Word is that it's actually really hard to obtain Morbius, as Glorious Leader checks out the only copy nearly every single week.

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    North Korea executing more people for watching foreign films and TV, UN finds

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  • Imagine your local movie ninja leaves you the portable DVD player beneath the usual log at the edge of town. You bundle it up inside of your goods and inconspicuously bring it home. That night you gather your husband and three children to partake in the wonder that is western cinema. You blow out a few candles and remove a small brick from the hearth, retrieving the portable player from within and popping in your two counterfeit Enjerjizer D-cell batteries. There in the gloom of your commonspace the disc whirrs to life, and the gentle glow of the Morbius menu screen illuminates the faces of your awe-stricken children. It is like magic.

    The following afternoon you kneel solemnly in the town square, looking down at their bodies. The distant croon of a raven can be heard.

    "모비우스 재미있게 보셨나요?", the stern-faced soldier asks, the barrel of his pistol planted firmly at the base of your skull. "나는 닌자에게 내일 가져오라고 부탁했습니다."

    It's the last thing you ever hear.

  • Charlie Kirk dies after being shot at campus event in Utah, says President Trump

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  • Looks like all that evil he put into the world finally paid off.

  • Rightwing influencer accompanied ICE agents during raids in Chicago

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  • The other day I saw an older man wearing a MAGA hat riding around in the back of a convertible. Interestingly enough, I live in Canada.

    It's times like those that make me fantasize about having some kind of stealth paintball shooter or mustard launcher on the side of my vehicle.

  • Sexualized video games are not causing harm to male or female players, according to research

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  • I was beating my meat to Natalya's (Goldeneye 64) cone-shaped tits at age 10. It may have been arguably better for me than jerking off to droves of actual tits.

    ...Not that I wasn't doing that also..

  • Check yourself before you rex yourself

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  • You have to really lean in on the words to properly express your italicized voice. You almost have to sound like an asshole. Like a somewhat sarcastic asshole..

  • Fish (right)

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  • Kick his ass, Seabass!

  • These Early Humans Walked 8 Miles for the Perfect Rock

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  • Must have been needed for progression. RNG is a monster sometimes.

  • I found a sunken boat

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  • This reminds me of when I used to paddle around a swampy, stagnant channel tucked away at the southeast corner of the lake I grew up on. One particular day I recall passing by the most pristine animal skeleton I had ever seen. I think it was a raccoon or someone's dog, but it was close to the surface, had its jaws open wide, and appeared to be reaching up toward the sky in a very dramatic fashion. It was a little unsettling, but also one of the coolest things I'd witnessed in the lake.

    I circled back around to get a second look, but the skeleton vanished entirely. The water and muck beneath was calm and largely undisturbed, and there was no algae on the surface to obscure it. I spent maybe ten or fifteen minutes paddling around the small area for that thing, but it was just gone. It was as though it sunk back into the murky depths, where the drowners lie in wait for night to fall.

  • Republican claims Trump was an 'FBI informant' on Epstein have quickly fallen apart

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  • What I meant to say was that Trump was actually a masked vigilante who was only hiding aboard the Lolita Express in order to tie Epstein up and turn him in to the authorities. It was an honest mistake when our vigilante mistook his erect penis for said rope, and multiple girls' orifices for our ghoulish antagonist.

  • Mexican festivals in Chicago canceled amid Trump plans to deploy troops

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  • The Latino community should start busting up piñatas of his image. Fill them with McDoubles.

  • Americans are getting the economy they voted for

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  • The Skadovsk is looking like shit these days.

  • Space malls

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  • Hell yeah.. Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century!

  • me_irl

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  • Crazy they got that skeleton to agree to that.

  • Veteran Regrets Donald Trump Vote After Wife With Green Card Detained

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  • And he'll fucking do it again next election. Mark my words.

  • me_irl

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  • I backed The Oatmeal's Exploding Kittens kickstarter years back (game was fucking garbage and loses its novelty after the first game), and had brought it with me to Canada to play it with some friends. The two boxes each had a small device inside that meowed like a cat whenever the lid was opened. The TSA did not like that one.

  • Well shit

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  • Hate when that happens..

  • "It's a trap!"

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  • This is obviously a joke, but for those who are not aware:

    Between 2022 - 2025, there were 71,000 lbs of fentanyl seized at the Mexican/US border, and only 134 lbs seized at the Canadian/US border. Of the 134 lbs seized, 86.2% of smugglers were US citizens.

    DJT is full of shit.

  • Young artist who is a big fan of Twin Peaks

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  • Timmy, go to your fuckin room..