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Stalinwolf

@ Stalinwolf @lemmy.ca

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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

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  • Keep buying iPhones. That'll stick it to the man.

  • I miss you this much

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  • I read this as "I miss you so much", and I had a quiet moment of reflection.

  • I'm so nage right now.

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    Why was Eeyore so sad in Winnie the Pooh? What did he need that could have made him happier?

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  • Had to fucking deal with Rabbit every day.

  • The secret ingredient is crime

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  • I completely forgot until now that my daughter used to steal the knob from our dishwasher on a near daily basis. I remember confiscating it one morning and accidentally bringing it to work in my pocket.

  • 🐀🔥🔥🔥

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  • That's fucking disgusting. Are they valuable? I pull one of those of my bath drain every couple of years if he ever needs another one.

  • 🐀🔥🔥🔥

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  • All I'm thinking about now is a bird perching on a line with a constant stream of explosive diarrhea, and it's one of the funniest images I've ever conceived.

  • Taking a nice picture with the Prime Minister 😎👍

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  • Here to check out the old Soviet dog subs.

  • Great Advertising

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  • (apparently my brain forgot the "visit" part of the meme and I typed this up thinking that it was about moving here)

    It was difficult to get into Canada when I immigrated ten years ago (it was deeply complicated even as a sponsored individual), and I hear it's even more difficult now. It's a shame, because I know that the idea of escaping to Canada is a hopeful thing for many Americans. I was extremely fortunate. However, the housing shortage alone and a general anti-American sentiment has cast a huge shadow on new entries. Canadians remain as friendly as ever, but trust between them and Americans is also at an all-time low. People at work know I'm American and they love hearing my take on everything, but I don't spread that information to new ears anymore.

    I suppose it might be cool for Canada to do a 2-for-1 swap, where they send Texas pairs of whiny, privileged conservatives in exchange for good, left-leaning Americans who actually want to be here.

  • Hope you like math

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  • What in the fucking fuck?! is a good one, too. Has some real what in tarnation? energy to it.

    I also learned that FUCKING GOD!! is my go-to expletive when I spilled some icecream and my daughter (3 at the time) started yelling it in the car.

  • Count yourself lucky

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  • Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

  • hygiene

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  • Every time I see this pop up, I'm reminded of this chair I saw once at my old place of employment.

  • Yeasty

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  • Butterbean origin story.

  • So true

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  • "CEO LFG SM"

    I'm not bringing that low contributing shit to Scarlet Monastery.. CEOs probably play like healers, but without the heals.

  • So true

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  • My cousin used to post things like that on Facebook/MySpace all the time during his emo phase. They appeared to have been secret messages intended for his crush(es) to decipher, and it made me want to die a little every evening when a new one would manifest.

    It would read something like "HILYMTLIAIWTBYH", which (upon decoding) meant, "Hailey I love you more than life itself and I want to be your husband". Whether or not Hailey ever wasted her time on such an obnoxious endeavor is unclear. I certainly hope not.

  • Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly $21,000 in medical bills

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  • The ol' bat in the mouth trick gets me every time.

  • Trump's impeachments have been removed from a Smithsonian exhibit

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  • Maybe they can put his tiny dick on display.

  • Scientists slam Trump administration climate report as a ‘farce’ full of misinformation

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  • Commentor blasts the slam critics.

  • I've always been the kid taking something apart in the living room floor, what are you outside of society and capitalism?

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  • This weird old acquaintance of the family once saw me taking the back cover off of something once and got all fired up and giddy and goes, "I knew it! I just knew it! You're the type a kid who looks at somethin' and just has to know how it works on the inside, aren't ya?! Hah! I knew it!". I nodded. But I wasn't that kid. In fact, that was probably the only time I ever did. I don't know what the fuck he was talking about.

    But as far as my thing.. I guess I'm that friend who gets weirdly sentimental and nostalgic about nature or the general atmosphere of where I'm currently at. I'm the only guy who gives a shit that there are crickets singing and has to comment on it, because the sound of it just brought me back to ten other vivid memories and feelings from when I sat there listening to them in the past and it's consuming 80% of my attention right now.