"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
Acidifying my blood to own the libs
LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️ LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️ LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️
President Xi has authorized use of MAC rounds in atmosphere. Paris-class Two For Flinching is moving into position.
TO THE MOON!!! 🚀 🌕
There are now mosquitoes in Iceland
MacroShit is at it again.
New 5-year plan hype vid just dropped
Time to start getting in on the lead based micronutrients before it goes mainstream.
On my hands and knees begging the 74 year old neurologists to stop clicking every single email link they get. (He's still gonna do it, and the hospital records will be held at ransom for $7.5 million)
A hig-vis vest and metal clipboard can open many doors.
If God is real, why wasn't JD Vance cut to ribbons by artillery shrapnel?
:honk-enraged: SHUT THE FUCK UP PROMPTOID! ALL YOU DID WAS JACK OFF ON A KEYBOARD!
Me when the vending machine gets stuck.
Only real bear heads know the answer
Heartbreaking: The worst people you know did something funny
I love this type of camera position
We're ruled by walking corpses
I told him not to try. I told him he's not the one, but he didn't listen
Flew too close to the black sun. Now I'm stuck listing to Kanye Yetler.
Quick question. Is it a good sign when your narcissistic leader with a decaying mind and body starts talking like this?
Yes