"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
Slop. @hexbear.net Acidifying my blood to own the libs
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️ LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️ LET ME LOVE YOU! ❤️bites you❤️
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net President Xi has authorized use of MAC rounds in atmosphere. Paris-class Two For Flinching is moving into position.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net TO THE MOON!!! 🚀 🌕
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net There are now mosquitoes in Iceland
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net MacroShit is at it again.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net New 5-year plan hype vid just dropped
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Time to start getting in on the lead based micronutrients before it goes mainstream.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net On my hands and knees begging the 74 year old neurologists to stop clicking every single email link they get. (He's still gonna do it, and the hospital records will be held at ransom for $7.5 million)
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net A hig-vis vest and metal clipboard can open many doors.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net If God is real, why wasn't JD Vance cut to ribbons by artillery shrapnel?
Slop. @hexbear.net :honk-enraged: SHUT THE FUCK UP PROMPTOID! ALL YOU DID WAS JACK OFF ON A KEYBOARD!
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Me when the vending machine gets stuck.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Only real bear heads know the answer
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Heartbreaking: The worst people you know did something funny
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I love this type of camera position
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net We're ruled by walking corpses
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I told him not to try. I told him he's not the one, but he didn't listen
badposting @hexbear.net Flew too close to the black sun. Now I'm stuck listing to Kanye Yetler.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Quick question. Is it a good sign when your narcissistic leader with a decaying mind and body starts talking like this?
Yes