They were selling dollars for cents and someone still managed to fuck up

If you're in line in Kentucky to vote for Cuomo, stay in line! Be like Cuomo and don't take no for an answer

The prediction markets discover NY fusion voting

Driving my totally not OJ's Bronco with my, not OJ's, KMS license plate that OJ totally didn't have. Did I mention this is not OJ's Bronco?

I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda.

Burying an axe in my foot to virtue farm on the soy

Are you really gonna belive 600 million lying eyes over the totally trustworthy and totally would never cover-up genocide western media?

Economists when faced with actual science and math

He can't keep getting away with it!

A moment of silence for those in retail. (She has awoken)

A message for today

Netherlands PVV after election results

Captain Keys/Dr. Halsey 🤝 Epstein/Maxwell: Kidnapping kids for the goverment

Big Bodega has fallen

Popping the AI bubble and crashing the US economy because he doesn't want to finish "Winds of Winter". Potentially reaching generational dudes rock moment.

CIA so washed they're reusing ideas from washed up mercenaries from Trump's first term.

Critical support for Trump's war against WOKE electromagnetism. Real PATRIOTS know these aren't a unified force.

POV: You're Trump struggling on a very hard cognitive test. (He admitted to it on camera)

This is your brain when left to stew in the background misogyny radiation of society

Makes sense, those making it are spiritually german (1930's-1940's variety)