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Posadas [he/him, they/them]

@ Posadas @hexbear.net

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"Imagine being terrestrial"

--- Me, a dolphin

  • Acidifying my blood to own the libs

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  • You could probably take a couple breaths before the ph drop causes your body to freak the fuck out.

  • Acidifying my blood to own the libs

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  • Look you have to trust me on this. If we kiss long enough we'll cure our gayness.

  • On my hands and knees begging the 74 year old neurologists to stop clicking every single email link they get. (He's still gonna do it, and the hospital records will be held at ransom for $7.5 million)

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  • The first company to bring in elderly health care providers to consult for ui/ux will instantly raise a 100,000+ strong army that will have ISIS style beheadings of any management that refuses to use it.

  • On my hands and knees begging the 74 year old neurologists to stop clicking every single email link they get. (He's still gonna do it, and the hospital records will be held at ransom for $7.5 million)

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  • You right now.

  • If God is real, why wasn't JD Vance cut to ribbons by artillery shrapnel?

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  • Has the Marine Corps ever been accused of smart planing?

  • A hig-vis vest and metal clipboard can open many doors.

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  • Anyways, have you heard about the new French Jewels exhibit being set up in the British Museum?

  • A hig-vis vest and metal clipboard can open many doors.

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  • Maybe if the high class snobs interacted more with normal people, they'd of realized they were getting robbed in broad daylight.

  • A hig-vis vest and metal clipboard can open many doors.

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  • I LOVE NORMALCY BIAS!

    I LOVE HOW HIGH-VIS AND A HARDHAT MAKE YOU INVISIBLE!

  • Me when the vending machine gets stuck.

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  • On my way, just gotta take care of some stuff first

  • Heartbreaking: The worst people you know did something funny

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  • Federal racism piggies outrank city racism piggies

  • Only real bear heads know the answer

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  • Only real bear heads know the answer

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  • Euclideanoids when faced with elliptic geometry

  • We're ruled by walking corpses

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  • You can in the Amerikkkan corpsetocracy.

    As long as you serve the interest of capital.

  • They/Them? More like ((they÷the)/(them÷the))= y/m

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  • You didn't use the greatest common factor.

    -10 points and see me after class.

  • Explaining conspiracy theories to an Amerikkkan. "Now imagine a burger..."

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  • And also on them.

  • Personally I'd take a sledgehammer to their kneecaps... but to each their own.

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  • You put them on machinery so no one can accidentally turn it on while someone is working on or even in it.

    Last thing you want is someone getting turned to paste because the hydraulic press they were in the middle of servicing got turned on.

  • Virginia is for (Nazi) Lovers

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  • Average Virginia voter: "I'm not entirely sold on Victor von Baby Eater(R)'s plan to resurect Epstein in an orgy of violence against children, but our previous governor Blandy McBlandness of House McKinsey and Feds (D) haven't personally led eradication campaigns against the homeless in Richmond. I'm just at a loss on who to vote for."

  • GASP! Wikipedia is secular and academic!

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  • Update on the anti-abortion guy: I told him I wasn't comfortable associating with him anymore. He did not take it well lol

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