"Imagine being terrestrial"
--- Me, a dolphin
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net :kitty-cri-screm:
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Set up. Pay off.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Can anyone good at economy tell me if it's healthy to only have this propping up your GDP?
badposting @hexbear.net They/Them? More like ((they÷the)/(them÷the))= y/m
Slop. @hexbear.net RFK? More like JFC (Jesus Fucking Christ)
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Pineapple: "I breakdown meat " Humans: "Bet."
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Damn, and I thought I was bad at OPSEC
Slop. @hexbear.net ...he's worse than a Stalinist. He's a Trotskyist.. (Describing a man two steps away from saying the 14 words)
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Highlights of the Conversion Therapy Argument at the Supreme Court
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Explaining conspiracy theories to an Amerikkkan. "Now imagine a burger..."
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Say goodbye to Mickey the Field Mouse
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I do not prompt ChatGPT. I do not consult an LLM. I do not ask Gork. I simply upload a corrupted file then pull an all nighter to then hand in a printed copy.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net It impossible to satirize Amerikkkans
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Personally I'd take a sledgehammer to their kneecaps... but to each their own.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Virginia is for (Nazi) Lovers
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Oh, you went to Columbia? I decided to save money and just buy some coloring books.
Slop. @hexbear.net GASP! Wikipedia is secular and academic!
badposting @hexbear.net Instead of saying, "THE RIGHTEOUS FURRY OF THE THIRD WORLD PROLIFERATE WILL RISE UP AND CRUSH YOU RABID WESTERN IMPERIALIST DOGS!" Try saying, "Catch any of the games this weekend?"
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net E-A-Sports It's in The Kaaba
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Where I see myself in five years
Disgraced former doctor and medical science fraudster Mr. Andrew Wakefield and his consequences have been a disaster for public health