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Posadas [he/him, they/them]

@ Posadas @hexbear.net

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"Imagine being terrestrial"

--- Me, a dolphin

  • It's going to be barbarism in the USA, isn't it?

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  • It's going to be barbarism in the USA, isn't it?

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  • You mean to tell me the settlers state built on slavery and genocide has chosen the path of barbarism?!?

  • Shoe being from Wrong Island explains so much to me

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  • But this was probably the first time in here life she wasn't surrounded by whities

  • Needs all gold he can get to completely gold plate the new ballroom he's ordered to be built.

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  • I just had a conversation with Wotan and he has agreed to hand over the Rhine-gold. At first I demanded Freia and her golden apples of eternal youth, but he said "please Mr. President don't take Freia for without her apples we will wither away." So I asked him for his ring so that I may be granted the power to rule the world, and he gave it to me.

  • Dating may be tough, but to ask out a geologist you need to be a little boulder.

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  • Aggregate basalt?! But I could of sworn they'd never hurt a mica.

  • Dating may be tough, but to ask out a geologist you need to be a little boulder.

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  • "Thank you for the gold kind stranger."

  • Dating may be tough, but to ask out a geologist you need to be a little boulder.

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  • Steel?

    Get this human made alloy outta here!

  • Grok got too woke (the chatbot "girlfriend" broke up with Elon) [UPDATE: It's back now 😔]

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  • Oh, okay. He was Hamas

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  • Just like good old papa Amerikkka

  • The key to most places in life is a safety vest, a hard hat with an osha sticker, and either a clipboard or a ladder.

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  • "Contractor got caught using the wrong pipes for the sprinkler systems for three buildings. Have to check to see if this is number four."

  • Apartheid defense league with another supremacist banger

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  • OMG! It's your horse sona!

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  • OMG! It's your horse sona!

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  • You can just feel the desperation

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  • Nah, he's nepo baby bragging

  • "Leaders must show moral clarity." — Andrew (history of continuous sexual harassment and retaliation) Cuomo

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  • Good thing they're feathered. Otherwise they'd be a man.

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  • Seahorse = IRL MPREG

  • Good thing they're feathered. Otherwise they'd be a man.

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  • Why aren't these lazy bums gambling at our overpriced mob city?!??!?!

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  • Dubai?

  • Why aren't these lazy bums gambling at our overpriced mob city?!??!?!

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  • Millennial got too old.

    Now it's time for gen z/alpha