
Your glasses are giving me the craziest headache and I love it
Previously thefartographer@lemm.ee

Your glasses are giving me the craziest headache and I love it


The necromancer is growing weary


It’s a shower curtain for your peepee parts, right?


Guns skittering across the dash like m&ms looking for the air vent


“Vast social change has occurred throughout the country and particularly in the South, which have made great strides in ending entrenched racial discrimination,” Alito writes.
We tried and found some success. Time to shut down the experiment to find out if we can reduce the effects of racism.
/s or not-/s, IDK anymore. This shit is so blindingly stupid.


I’m trying to imagine this, but my mind keeps showing me Steven Seagal…


Did God have mercy on it?


I’ve missed your comments


Ring that fucking bell and smash the shit out of that like button. May God have mercy on your mouse.


Yes, because of trickle-down economics. Didn’t you know that tides come from rain???


Ah, I assumed that you meant your Luigi content


Oh, cuz NASA said it? They literally said that the fate of the frog is unknown, which likely means they didn’t find it. Which means that they didn’t confirm if it was a faraway scientist in a clean room suit wearing hand and foot flippers.
Both seem equally as likely.
/s🚀 :::


TIL satellites are made with root vegetables


I’m not gonna not eat something that I’ve paid for. *muffled between bites* Otherwise, what’s the point *swallows well-chewed aluminum foil* of paying for things?


Got it. Well, just cuz it’s the right thing to say: fuck Zionists. I guess I’m not cool enough to stick around.


That’s funny (not the part about deleting your comments), I went the opposite direction. I went .ee -> .world, and I guess I’ll now go to .fineillmakemyowninstancewithhookersandbeer


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That definitely sucks, but is also kinda incredible. They match your style and personality perfectly. (All complimented by your sick-ass framed photo.
Shit, that’s the goal, but no promises.