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Aeao

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  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • I think the dude replying to me is a dissatisfied sleeper agent.

    “The don’t pay your bills, you need certificatation and barb at the service desk is mean to me!”

    Dude wear unionizing, don’t fight me, join me!

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • I did in another comment.

    More importantly five people liked that comment so it’s not as uncommon as you think

    To use silly fake math 5 likes on lemmy is 100,000 on Reddit. That means 104 billion people have experienced it.

    The less funny answer is, I’ve worked corporate jobs, and I’ve unfortunately seen people die. I’ve seen the math that goes into that. I’m kinda a safety nut now. “No ones going to pay you if you die watch out how you stack that. You have an arbitration agreement “

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Retail management. I recently left my job as a district manager for a dollar branded store chain.

    I also in my free time help abused people get to the shelters.

    I’ve been shot at three times 2 were protecting women leaving, once a banned customer who saw me out on a walk.

    Edit: to be clear I was helping women pack not abducting then. When I saw “2 were protecting women” I was talking about me protecting the women not them shooting at me for abducting someone.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Undercover agents who I’ve heard on podcasts actually do get to know the people and consider them friends.

    Why bring it immediately to pedophiles. We know for a fact the cia completely ignored Epstein and his damn island. So why use that as an example if not to shock with “pedophiles “ we aren’t investigating pedophiles which cia sleeper agents. Why are we talking about Epstein lol

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • That’s already a concern in my day to day life.

    I’ve been deemed expendable by companies and people have shot at me. Shit just happens man, naturally.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • Sorry for the double reply and I this is shower thoughts not anything scientific. So I’m only being half serious not suggesting I’ll join the cia.

    I do have to argue “chill” people don’t get caught at all. That’s what separates a sleeper agent from a spy or espionage agent.

    Sleeper agents are just waiting and being a normal dude

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • But I’ll be out up in place where my job will pay for my living and give me time to “spy” which is just socializing.

  • Being a "sleeper agent" sounds awesome. "You just want me to chill and be a normal dude... for money. Yeah put me down for 5 years, make it 10 actually.

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  • “We need you to get close to this person. We can’t tell you why”

    “And you guys are assigning me friends! I love this job!“

    “There’s a good chance one of you will have to betray the other later…”

    “I know the risks of getting close to people Greg. I have inner thoughts too”

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • I listened to a podcast or two about it but it was a while ago.

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • The close enough for me. Going in to countries and fucking about then leaving them worse is kinda what we do unfortunately. Well I guess it’s what all countries who can do as well.

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • Our branches of military are individually bigger than other entire militaries.

    We hold the slots one and two for air force. Our air force being 1 and our navy being the second largest air force in the world.

    I’m not saying that’s a good thing but it’s like when the huge guy in the bar cat calls your girl. And the big guy is dumb and crazy like trump.

  • What's it going to take to truly stop the US?

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  • I think we did that to Hawaii. And now it’s a state.

  • Senate to vote next week to block Trump’s military action against Venezuela

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  • The oh know that scene in the movie clue where the chareter shouts “it’s a bit late for that”

  • Darth Vader was NOT a bad person

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  • You’re a slytherin aren’t you ! Lol

    But yeah. I like Lannister in game a thrones but he’s more flushed out as a character. He isn’t just “bad guy”

    Edit for clarity: I was giving a comparison to a more flushed out “bad guy” not saying you said anything about game of thrones.

  • Smarties are like the chocolate version of jellybeans

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  • The glands that produces saliva in my moth were clogged due to infection. I took one shock tart and put it on the tip of my tounge .

    The relief I felt when it cleared out is unbelievable. Shock tarts are a medicine lol

  • Darth Vader was NOT a bad person

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  • My ex wife has a slytherin tattoo from Harry Potter.

    I read the books, slytherin house isn’t a well flushed story arch. They are just “the bad guys”

    There’s not really any nuance to it. He’ll even the griffendor house is just “slytherin but we aren’t dicks about it”

    They are just “the bad guys”

    You relate to them how exactly? There only role is being a pain in the ass to everyone else!

  • Smarties are like the chocolate version of jellybeans

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  • We just love candies that are press pull format

    Also isn’t there “shock tarts” as well

  • Blessings of (Rule)lianos upon ye

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  • I dated dated a girl for a while who named her son “chandler “ and insisted it wasn’t from the show “friends “

    She was a huge fan of that show and we watched it often. She insisted she didn’t get the name from that show.

  • You need to drink more rule

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  • What’s funny is when I was writing that joke I thought about say “dissolved in acid” but decided it would be far more ridiculous to say “made it an acid”.

    I’m no chemist but I’m pretty sure acids are a combination of different elements. Nope this is pure plutonium turned into an acid (for the lore of joke obviously this didn’t happen)