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  • You’re going to get this treatment or I’m going to hurt you!

  • Really? we had 99 percent to clean a laser machine lens at a leather shop. I never really thought about it.

  • We have levels now? How do I power up?!

  • The term is I believe “thought terminating cliche”

    “What’s bob talking about”

    “Some conspiracy theory”

    “Oh never mind then”

  • Every time I see a “survey crew ahead” sign on road I have this mental image of driving with me head out the window yelling “ one a scale from one to ten: how acomadating do you feel your employer is with scheduling request- damnit I passed them… how am I supposed to do this going 60?!”

    Second off topic when I see the sign with a construction worker with a shovel I think “lazy protesters ahead. You got to hold the sign up!”

  • What is that in eggs? Including inflation

  • You probably shouldn’t do that unless you’re good at it. Pushing someone without a clear direction can make them a lot worse.

  • I can travel lol

  • The best part if learning kung fu is the friends you meet along they way. I know zapping it into your mind doesn’t exist, but if it dissent choose that.

    The healthiest part is meeting people. That’ll Kerry you further than the five finger death punch

  • A lot of people have trouble with executive function.

    It helps a lot to list the groups instead of assigning a task of “find one”

    I’m not arguing I’m just also wanting to do something but I don’t know what to do. I have severe adhd lol

  • Yeah I never had to pay for Reddit because I got gold for my comments.

    Which were normally something sarcastic.

    It’s kinda like the algorithm for social media. What gets engagement? Bad shit.

    So if you get a group together who is good at that… you’re kinda surrounded by broken people lol

  • I had a Reddit account get to the special place for people who got over 100,000 upvotes. The sub was full of assholes.

    Also I’m an asshole so you’re theory checks out.

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  • You’re luck to be alive!

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  • That’s another joke “I just like the smell”

    If you want an educational answer how many lines depend on the person but also the size of the line.

    In a party the person who has the coke sets up some lines, how many and how thick depends on what they are willing to spend on this.

    So if you are taking coke from someone else how much do you do? All that’s offered.

    If you are the one cutting lines how much do you do? The rest.

    How much you use is exactly how much you can afford.

    You can actually tell a lot a persons finances by the line they cut for you. My lines are small compared to someone like Elon musk but huge compared to a lot of people . I’ve had people say “I’ll break this up into two or three lines if you don’t mind”

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  • Oh my god I’m so excited I get to use this joke lol. You’ve set me up for a common joke.

    The average number of lines you do is all of them. The correct amount of cocaine is all of the cocaine you have.

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  • Is 3 lines or four lines.

    Imagine lines of cocaine on a mirror.

    1/11 is three lines 11/11 is 4 lines.

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  • Cocaine day is 1/11 or 11/11 depending on how many friends you have.

  • Often

  • I suddenly want to get really into kung fu lol